The Date with the Hott German

After my break up or falling a part with my ex...I focused on my work and on working out. After some time, I returned back to the dating scene with the help of a friend, let's call him Craig. Well Craig first hooked me up with a german, and my gosh he was gorgeous. He was tall, had sexy blue eyes, great steamy accent, blond hair, and he was a go-getter. The only problem with this hott german was that he was lame and rude.

First his phone calls were always so uggghhh FINE I ADMIT IT...I could not understand jack squash what this man was saying on the phone and when I actually did catch something well lets say he was talking about how women are bad drivers or how women now days think they can be equal to men...WOW like can u say chauvinist pig? But okay so I gave him a chance to go out and have dinner with me...this guy was a piece of work... I think his name was Bryan...not to sure on that one...

anyway we get to dinner and he orders, doesnt have the decency to ask me if I was ready to order....therefore pressures me into placing an order.....but that wasnt as bad as his actual boring conversation...its like he was determined to kill my interest completely. He started boasting about how he has been to many places around the world and how he wants to get married. It was a little unexpected for a man to start talking about marriage on the first date so I asked the man how old he was...HE WAS 28...I WAS 20 at the moment...Craig didnt tell me he was old!!!! As soon as he knew how old I was he starts telling me how I am in the club scene stage and how I want to go party and not settle down. I was like wow arent u just assuming...I played along and said yeah sure, while rudely staring at the bulls game on the nice flat screens at the pub. He didnt get that I did not care for his assumptions and continued to run his mouth...I was like yea ok...yawn...He then proceeds into talking about his country's history and starts naming all these people that the ave person probably would not know...I was bored out of my damn mind....and then it goes silent...I didnt care I was entertained by the bulls...he eats his food and I do too. And then he tries to talk again...I was like OMG....stop!....he goes so u like the bulls? I said yeah...and he goes well i dont follow sports here only in germany....I was like super...and then he starts telling me about german sports........gross......i dont care...i love the bulls....I end up getting tired of faking a smile and ask for the check...which he didnt offer to pay...so i just paid my bill and showed him how to pay his and left...I gave up on Craig and Craig's match making...it didnt work...Craig was trying to hook me up with losers...this date belonged on the Blind Date show with funny thought bubbles and commentary...then it truly woulda been priceless.....

anyway....So sometime passed and then I met up with Craig again...I told Craig look don't screw me over this time...and then I met my First REAL LOVE!!!